Ryan Phillipe has admitted that he sort of has a hard time seeing his ex-wife Reese Witherspoon with Jakey Poo. Ryan does whatever it takes to avoid the pictures. He told USA Today, "It's bizarre. There's plenty of times when I say, 'What a strange situation I've found myself in,' But at a certain point you know it's going to happen, so you are prepared."

I'm sure Jakey Poo also thinks to himself what a "strange situation" he's in when Reese's labia is inches from his lips.

It's a bizarre sight to all of us. It's not strange seeing them together, because they look like two best girlfriends going to lunch and shopping. It's strange thinking of them doing sexy times. They probably just lay there, giggle, give up and then watch "Maid to Order." I bet you Jakey Poo looooooves Maid to Order.

Ryan was also asked about his relationship with Abbie Cornish, but he refused to address it. He isn't ruling out marriage though, "I'm pretty young, and there are many beautiful things about that idea of marriage and family. It just doesn't always work out perfect for everybody."

Nope. Sometimes your ex ends up with the richer, more talented and more famous homo. Life is crazy that way.

Miranda and Greasy Bear reportedly did fuckey fuckey times back in November but they both denied it. Recently, they were spotted "canoodling" at two clubs in NYC. Canoodling with Greasy Bear must be like taking a vaseline shower.

A witness said, "They were full on making out. They didn’t seem to care who saw." A source said that Miranda always goes to Greasy Bear when she has a fight with Orlando. Her spokesbitch denies she's split with Orlando.

I mean, how does one even start fucking Greasy Bear? Did she slip on his greasy puddle and accidentally land on his dick made of lard? I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that. Ok.....I lie. I'd lick the tip, but just because I like the taste of Crisco.

Posted by: Michael K