John Travolta loves Broadway! And he really loves The Little Mermaid on Broadway. Page Six reports that John took hi 8-year-old daughter to the show recently and sang along to every song. John then went backstage where he screeched in excitement at all the faaaaaaabulous costumes. A source said, "He was touching all the costumes, he looked amazed. He said he was way, way into the show. He stayed backstage for a while."

This is funny to me, because gay images were created in my brain of John rubbing his cheek over the costumes. It also sounds like he's one of those annoying hos that sings loudly and shit during musicals. There's always one of them in the audience.

Now I know what goes down in Tom Cruise's Scientology dungeon. John and Tom recreate scenes from The Little Mermaid. I bet their "Kiss the Girl" scene is something spectacular.

John's rep said, "His daughter loves the show, so he knows it well." Uh...huh! His daughter probably wanted to see Rent instead.

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Ryan Phillipe has admitted that he sort of has a hard time seeing his ex-wife Reese Witherspoon with Jakey Poo. Ryan does whatever it takes to avoid the pictures. He told USA Today, "It's bizarre. There's plenty of times when I say, 'What a strange situation I've found myself in,' But at a certain point you know it's going to happen, so you are prepared."

I'm sure Jakey Poo also thinks to himself what a "strange situation" he's in when Reese's labia is inches from his lips.

It's a bizarre sight to all of us. It's not strange seeing them together, because they look like two best girlfriends going to lunch and shopping. It's strange thinking of them doing sexy times. They probably just lay there, giggle, give up and then watch "Maid to Order." I bet you Jakey Poo looooooves Maid to Order.

Ryan was also asked about his relationship with Abbie Cornish, but he refused to address it. He isn't ruling out marriage though, "I'm pretty young, and there are many beautiful things about that idea of marriage and family. It just doesn't always work out perfect for everybody."

Nope. Sometimes your ex ends up with the richer, more talented and more famous homo. Life is crazy that way.